I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its about making memories worth repressing
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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