dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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