There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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