i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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