I don't think brook has ever known best
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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