wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
