lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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