They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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