Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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