Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
