It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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