I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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