oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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