and you said cock pushups were impossible
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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