I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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