Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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