all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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