It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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