school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
is it fun? or sober?
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