marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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