your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Randomize
