its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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