I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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