hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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