I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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