Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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