Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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