I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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