Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
im holly from the hills drunk
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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