went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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