Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There r osticjed everywhere
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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