Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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