He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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