So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
