Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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