you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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