How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Randomize
