That's intense
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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