We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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