She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
