dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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