We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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