In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I got inside last night via doggy door
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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