Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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