There was a lot of him and a little penis
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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