Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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