I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Go christen that room with your naked body.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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