I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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