Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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