Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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