Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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