He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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